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Sorry, couldn't resist.
And yeah, I know turning someone in to the feds is not conducive to "freedom." I'd have titled this "Heh," to indicate it's a joke, but I never was very trendy.
Still, if you don't want to get hit in the teeth with a stool, it's a pretty good idea not to start bar fights.