Imposed courtesy of the Miami-Dade County Commissioners, whose motto is "Putting the People's Business First."
These are the same geniuses who came up with the "Cellular Phone Conga Line," where women who suffered domestic abuse were given used phones to call 911 after they were attacked.
"Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!"
"Wa-a-ahhh!!!"
The commissioners have a seasoned grasp of cause and effective responses rivaled only by the Toronto Police.
These are the same geniuses who came up with the "Cellular Phone Conga Line," where women who suffered domestic abuse were given used phones to call 911 after they were attacked.
"Lucy! You got some 'splainin' to do!"
"Wa-a-ahhh!!!"
The commissioners have a seasoned grasp of cause and effective responses rivaled only by the Toronto Police.