Retired Chicago Police officers will be getting letters in the mail soon saying the city won't certify them to carry guns -- a move that angers the head of the local Fraternal Order of Police.
What?? Even retired CAGE goons???
This is outrageous! How DARE they treat us like common citizens?
Especially since we're the only ones professional enough...
In the words of the man who tipped me off to this article: "Waaah!"
[Thanks to HZ]