Three men have been charged with illegally possessing two handguns, one of which is called a cop killer because it can break through most bulletproof vests and plates worn by police officers...Oh, OK, that's why they call it that.
It's not like it's actually gone out and killed cops or anything.
I didn't realize I owned cop killer rifles, because they'll all do that, too. Go through vests and plates, that is.
Later on today, I think I'll take my cop crushing van down to the store. I need to buy some cop poisoning household cleaning products.