DEAR DR. BROTHERS: I always told my husband he should get a hobby, but I never thought he'd take my advice. Now I regret ever opening my mouth. Ever since he bought his first gun, he's been like a different person...He's now buying more guns, and it's getting kind of creepy. What can I do? -- D.F.
Dear Abby, Dear Abby,
My fountain pen leaks...
I'm always surprised to find gun owners treading lightly around the women in their lives. I don't have any solutions once the bed has been made.
My only advice would be to ensure compatibility on the important things before committing yourself. And especially before bringing children into the equation.
One of the early dates ought to be a trip to the range, as well as a candid discussion about guns and freedom.
OK, enough channeling my inner Ann Landers, unless I can start making money at it through gHarmony...