"It's a program that gives us a chance to come out to the universities and maybe even the high schools and give the students an idea of what an IRS agent does," said Toni Weirauch, the special agent in charge.[More]We know what you do, Toni.
Tell me--were your agents armed? Because:
The University is unwilling to allow even the mere presence of dangerous weapons. While some objects are clearly dangerous, what is used dangerously may also be considered a weapon.Which I guess means everyone there must be naked and manacled to the wall of a padded room.
Good thing I don't see anything in the Cho Empowerment Policy about the fake weapons given to the little proto-brownshirts, and, of course, note the exemption for elite and trustworthy "Only Ones."
How fittingly Orwellian that you include a forced disarmament mandate as Article 22 under your student "Bill of Rights," though. I'd say the fed gov alphabet agencies ought to be able to satisfy their JBT trainee needs nicely from the stock you're raising.