During his interview with Union Township police, McDonough said he had pulled his zipper down "in an attempt to determine who would advise him that his zipper was down," according to a court affidavit. [More]Hmmm...sounds plausible.
That reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who told the emergency room doctor his robe accidentally slipped open while he was doing housework using the canister vacuum suction tool and...