A Special Allure

I guess pointing out that there are already laws out the ying-yang saying "criminals" can't have them and can't use them to commit crimes would be a waste of everyone's time...? [Read]  

And then there's this:

I'm not a guy who shoots a lot. My handgun scores are very marginal. 

Interesting choice of "experts."  What else doesn't he know?  Besides how to tie a half-Windsor knot?