Since I seem to be fixated on numbers this morning, I have a couple simple questions for the FBI's Hostage Rescue Team:
Since your unit was activated in 1983, how much money, total, have your operations cost the American taxpayer?
How many hostages have you rescued?
How much is that per hostage?
Oh, I guess I also need to factor in how many "hostages" you haven't rescued...
By the way, you guys wouldn't happen to know anything about a BIG METAL DOOR, would you...?
Since your unit was activated in 1983, how much money, total, have your operations cost the American taxpayer?
How many hostages have you rescued?
How much is that per hostage?
Oh, I guess I also need to factor in how many "hostages" you haven't rescued...
By the way, you guys wouldn't happen to know anything about a BIG METAL DOOR, would you...?