The breaking poop on Berserkeley's latest "gun death":
"Moments before she was shot to death, 19-year-old Meleia Willis-Starbuck was heard by witnesses telling a friend on a cellular telephone to "bring the heat," which Berkeley police say was an apparent reference to a gun."
Just remember:
"No one blames anyone in this. We are all caught in this matrix created by too many handguns."
If you don't believe me, just ask Richard Hourula.