Q: What does Madonna put behind her ears to make herself attractive?
A: Her ankles.
From "Immaterial Girl," my August/September 2003 HANDGUNS Magazine opinion piece (sorry, the complete article is not online):
So what’s Madonna’s response to ordinary people who don’t have bodyguards? What about those of us who will be arrested if caught carrying a firearm without a permit that we can’t obtain? And what should we who can’t summon a law enforcement retinue when traveling do?
Madonna was one of the celebrity signatories to th
So what’s Madonna’s response to ordinary people who don’t have bodyguards? What about those of us who will be arrested if caught carrying a firearm without a permit that we can’t obtain? And what should we who can’t summon a law enforcement retinue when traveling do?
Madonna was one of the celebrity signatories to the Handgun Control, Inc., “Open Letter to the NRA” appearing in USA Today...
So I guess she's demonstrating the position she wishes us to assume when in the presence of predatory government or free agents--just to save everybody involved a lot of unnecessary time and effort...
Madonna was one of the celebrity signatories to the Handgun Control, Inc., “Open Letter to the NRA” appearing in USA Today...
So I guess she's demonstrating the position she wishes us to assume when in the presence of predatory government or free agents--just to save everybody involved a lot of unnecessary time and effort...