We're the Only Ones Nurturing Enough...

A jury found a former Minnehaha County jail worker guilty of first-degree rape and sexual contact with a child Wednesday.

Prosecutors said Ramon Garcia, 46, of Sioux Falls, forced a 5-year-old girl to perform oral sex on him last May. Garcia's wife was the child's babysitter but was unavailable one night, and Garcia took her place.

Yeah, I know. Technically a jail worker isn't the same thing. But how could I run across this story and not include it in the ongoing saga...?