The commander of the Utah Highway Patrol's anti-DUI squad turned in his resignation this afternoon, just days after being arrested on suspicion of drunken driving...So they hustled him out of there and didn't cage him with the orcs until he bailed out? Who does this guy think he is, a Kennedy?
He was cited for DUI and released to the custody of his supervisor, who was called to the scene of the crash.
Hey, at least he was put on "paid administrative leave."
[Thanks to Stan White]
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