Officer suspended after Cheektowaga gun-firing spree...Oops. Let me try that again:
District Attorney Frank J. Clark believes alcohol was a factor because the women admitted they had been drinking at several bars just before they fired the weapon. Clark also was disturbed that state police did not conduct sobriety tests on the driver...
"This is an isolated incident and it should not reflect on the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department."
...the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department...
Wait, that can't be right. Here, try this:
...the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department...
Uh...hold on. OK, how about now?
...the professionals of the Buffalo Police Department...
Never mind.
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