A police dog that was left in a pickup with the engine running apparently knocked the vehicle into gear and ran down a woman who was walking to her mailbox.I love the headline: "Dog Blamed..."
And then, of course, "police were trying to determine if there might have been some malfunction..."
It's the dog's fault. It's the truck's fault.
No wonder whenever there's a shooting it becomes the gun's fault.
Everyone is to blame but the unnamed genius who set the chain of events up. And when it comes time for the inevitable financial settlement, it will be the taxpayers' fault--or at least their liability.
[Thanks to 1894C]
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