We're the Only Ones Domestically Disturbed Enough

An off-duty Shelton police officer was wounded by a bullet from his service pistol Sunday morning as he tried to prevent his wife from shooting herself with it, the Thurston County Sheriff's Office said.

No one had been charged with a crime Sunday, but deputies were investigating the incident...

I wonder--had they been non-"Only Ones"-- if anyone would have been charged by now...