Seven weapons, including two submachine guns, were stolen last weekend from an FBI agent's vehicle in Southwest Washington, the agency said yesterday.Well, the feds steal our weapons all the time--seems turnabout's fair play. At least the thieves didn't burn down their headquarters and massacre their women and children.
Also taken were ammunition, a police radio, bullet-resistant vests, body armor and photography equipment, the FBI said.
Their guy left that stuff in an unattended vehicle. I'm sure glad "The Only Ones" are so much more capable of keeping weapons out of "the wrong hands" than we ordinary mortals.
Oh, and WaPo "Authorized Journalists"--what was the agent's name again? I didn't quite catch that while you were acting in your capacity as government watchdog...
[Via Kurt Hofmann, who also titled this post, and K-Romulus]