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Gee, Pokey Poke, I thought you'd given up your violent ways. Most of us manage to raise children without threatening their friends and dates with weapons, which is a crime, by the way.
Just out of curiosity, how is it you're not prohibited from buying one?
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When my daughter is 10 and 11, and especially in the teenage years, I want to be there with a gun.
Gee, Pokey Poke, I thought you'd given up your violent ways. Most of us manage to raise children without threatening their friends and dates with weapons, which is a crime, by the way.
Just out of curiosity, how is it you're not prohibited from buying one?
[Via Cryptic Subterranean]