The Federal Security Director for the Transportation Security Administration in Boise resigned today, after charges surfaced that he exposed himself to a number of people at an Idaho Falls hotel early last week...
Police reports indicate Melvin entered the swimming area, removed his clothing and walked around naked – exposing himself to staff and hotel guests.
The police report indicates Melvin was masturbating in front of a window at the hotel, in view of an elevator.
He was probably fantasizing about patting down bodies and making people take their shoes off...
[Via joefm]
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