I specifically swear that I will oppose any initiative to place foreign armies within our borders, including United Nations forces. I here swear upon my honor that I WILL USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY, including violence, to eliminate any such presence, and those responsible for its sponsorship. So Help me God.Sounds good to me. And you can even get your own "larger frameable copy" of the pledge.
Hey, it's not like I'm not already on watchlists.
[Via Dave Licht]