Then the cops came. They ordered everyone off the steps and onto the ground. They shouted and pointed guns. They handcuffed some people and searched everyone. A 24-year-old mother had to leave her 8-month-old daughter on the porch.
Two hours later, the residents knew police had been looking for a gun they never found.
And we'd do it again. Because we're "The Only Ones" who are supposed to have guns.
[Via Declan]