Kegley's wife, Mary, discreetly called 911...Again, they called 911...The Kegleys again quietly called 911...they called 911 "as many as 20 times," Kegley said...Sometime around 10:30 a.m. when there was still no apparent sign of police, Mike Kegley left the house to "find out where the hell they were"...Kegley's workers again called 911...I was going to say "unbelievable," but in truth, this doesn't surprise me at all.
[Via HZ]
UPDATE: Looks like they'd have waited even longer if the monster hadn't offed himself. What are people paying the guys with "patrol rifles" for?