Certain parents disagree.
In a recent New Jersey Star-Ledger online survey, one grandparent responded to news of Zapper by writing, "Why don't they enclose an application to the NRA in every box as well? ... The marketing person who came up with this brainchild of an idea should be fired."
Good grief.
So much for wisdom coming with age. The senile, humorless old coot ought to relax and have a cookie.