I know that if I own a gun, the chances of a member of my family or me being shot and killed goes up by 1,700 percent.
Hey, Roger Ray said it, I believe it, that settles it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up that "tidal wave of blood" my guns keep causing. They've invited some assault weapons over, and I'd like to tidy the place up a bit before the killings begin anew.