Under Mukasey's Paradox, lawyers cannot commit crimes when they act under the orders of a president -- and a president cannot commit a crime when he acts under advice of lawyers. [More]Boy, we're just full of paradoxes today, like the one where you can't exercise your rights without surrendering your rights.
How come these things never seem to work to the advantage of the governed? Perhaps another paradox...?
My head hurts. I think I'll go back in time and kill an ancestor to make it stop.
[Via RyanMG]