When you call 911, you expect help immediately. Lisa, a Memphis resident, got anything but...Because we're "The Only Ones" in this room professional enough to use this phone, y'see...
The line goes silent. As Lisa continues to explain her situation, the dispatcher does not respond - not for just 15 or 30 seconds, but for one full minute.
Then, sounds of snoring can be heard on the line.
[Via MacEntyre]