“How do you know it wasn‘t a real gun?” asked Guy, a security agent with the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority, who also declined to provide his last name.
Well, Guy, you could always look at it.
If it's one of these it is. If it's one of these, it isn't.
The Canadian Air Transport Security Agency? Is that anything like the WGA?
And I'm not your Guy, Buddy.
[Via Jason A]