We're the Only Ones Private Enough

A Chicago neighborhood faced with crime is taking an extra step to keep residents safe.

A private security firm patrols the streets of Marquette Park, in addition to the Chicago Police Dept.Private "Only Ones"? You mean all the King's horses and all the King's men aren't enough? Even in battle mode?

What the hell are Chicagoans getting for all that protection money Boss Daley's racketeers are shaking them down for?

Oh--you'll just tax 'em some more? And turn it over to the Lithuanian Human Services Community Center? So now "Marquette Park residents [can] say they

Oh--you'll just tax 'em some more? And turn it over to the Lithuanian Human Services Community Center? So now "Marquette Park residents [can] say they feel safer"?

Hey, how 'bout passing some along to us Romanians? We impale our enemies on stakes and leave 'em there as picnic decorations, and you never saw a safer neighborhood!

[Via HZ]

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