But councils believe they have found a better use for their money: reducing the number of holes in chip shop salt shakers.
Research has suggested that slashing the holes from the traditional 17 to five could cut the amount people sprinkle on their food by more than half.And what is a hole, if not "nothing"? If you think about it, they are actually banning an absence, a void.
Seems to me people will just keep shaking the damn things until they get what they want. Damned nanny staters won't even let you eat in peace.
But it does give petty area shakers
Seems to me people will just keep shaking the damn things until they get what they want. Damned nanny staters won't even let you eat in peace.
But it does give petty area shakers
Seems to me people will just keep shaking the damn things until they get what they want. Damned nanny staters won't even let you eat in peace.
But it does give petty area shakers and movers a chance to expend public plunder, and salt somebody's pockets...
I can't wait for this pilot program to go nationwide and become enforceable. Can you imagine a police as-salt team (sorry) doing a flash-bang dynamic entry and dragging any surviving violaters away to the...uh...salt mines?
But it does give petty area shakers and movers a chance to expend public plunder, and salt somebody's pockets...
I can't wait for this pilot program to go nationwide and become enforceable. Can you imagine a police as-salt team (sorry) doing a flash-bang dynamic entry and dragging any surviving violaters away to the...uh...salt mines?