An Indiana high school is making a bold move to create a safer environment for students -- they've banned students from carrying bags including purses, during the school day. Female students are upset about the changes.Nothing like preparing kids for real life! As adults, they'll be expected to be defenseless dependents on "Only Ones," too, just like their teachers and administrators.
And they've banned backpacks too, just to make sure no one gets any ideas...
Goodness. As far as "creat[ing] a safer environment for students" goes, can their moves get any bolder?
Now chew your cud, children, so that you can grow up to be just like us.