
Baggage searches are SOOOOOO early-21st century. Homeland Security is now testing the next generation of security screening — a body scanner that can read your mind.Good grief. Make sure you click on the "MALINTENT in Action" link, and see if you can think up some Mad Magazine-style snappy answers to stupid questions. And then imagine getting beaten and cavity searched if you did.
Mr. Lightfoot?
If I could read your mind loveAnd remember: They hate us because we're free!
What a tale your thoughts could tell...
[Via Ron W]