The Wisconsin Department of Justice has issued 15 concealed-weapons permits to retired agents, the only former state police officers to receive the privilege. [More]Oooh...Oooh!! Can we have one too...?
Sorry.
You're not "Only Ones."
And ultra-super-trustworthy Wisconsin Only Ones at that...
Gosh--the Gauleiters won't give their permission to us rabble.
Whatever shall we do...?