With Chicago's homicide total for 2008 already past 500, the Rev. Jesse L. Jackson Sr., is calling for stronger gun laws in order to help to stem urban violence. [More]Brilliant. Let's make guns even more "illegal" in Chicago. And let's expand Chicago's success story everywhere!
I guess my favorite nonsensical statement has to be:
Regulate the trafficking of illegal gunsForget it, Jake, it's Chi-Town.