Authorities detained Johnny Knoxville on Thursday for allegedly bringing an inert grenade into Los Angeles International Airport. After security screeners spotted the grenade in the "Jackass" star's carry-on luggage, a bomb squad determined it lacked a firing pin or explosive. [More]Dennis Farina...
Jerry Lewis...
and now Johnny Knoxville...
I can't help but wonder what kind of body cavity spelunking and terrorism charges a non-celebrity would be forced to endure...
Still, I have to admit--someone who can fire a bottle rocket out of his...uh...body cavity... makes a contribution to society most of us could never hope to match.
[Via W-3]