Some years ago, in the wake of the Afghan hijack fiasco at Stansted, I invented a spoof game show called 'Asylum!'
Anyone could play, provided they had no links to Britain. International terrorists were especially welcome.
All you had to do to win was find your way here and remember the magic word 'asylum'. Prizes included a council house, lavish benefits and lashings of Legal Aid.
It was supposed to be a joke but, as always, was based on fact. I can remember writing that none of the hijackers would be deported and they'd all end up living here permanently, courtesy of the mug British taxpayer.
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My Comment: And some wonder why Labour is at the bottom in the polls.