Well-meaning 'snoops' are being recruited by the Government to nag their colleagues, family and neighbours into living healthier lives. [More]This is just the first phase, understand. Once they're used to it we can start making things compulsory, with attendant reporting requirements and punishments for noncompliance.
Live healthy or we'll kill you.
Has a real government solutions ring to it, doesn't it?
[Via Fimvit]