A tearful former Pasadena police officer admitted Tuesday to robbing two La Habra banks of $21,657 as the "Polite Bandit."
Vincent Edward Cantu gained his FBI moniker because he apologized to tellers while robbing them. [
Vincent Edward Cantu gained his FBI moniker because he apologized to tellers while robbing them. [More]Well, he is one sorry excuse, even by "Only Ones" standards.
It just hit me what the walrus mustache, the tears, and the apologetic attitude while acting as a predator remind me of:
It just hit me what the walrus mustache, the tears, and the apologetic attitude while acting as a predator remind me of:
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:Assuming you believe his jabberwocky...
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.