When the Bullocks returned home from a family member's funeral on Friday, they found blood and three bullets on their front porch – along with a note to call the Blue Ash Police Department about their dog. [More]Why would you reach for a cornered dog? And a Chihuahua mix?
Sounds like the situation was handled in typical "Only One" fashion...that is, escalating the situation to one of out-of-control hysteria.
If they were my kids, I wouldn't be telling them Jack ran away.
[Via Brian F]