Veteran Miami-Dade prosecutor David Ranck faces battery charges after an alleged scuffle with a pizza delivery woman on Saturday during a delivery that went horribly wrong. [More]
What "went wrong"? You mean it's not OK for a man to hit a woman, or an officer of the court to assault a citizen?
Police sided with the pizza woman on Saturday, but did not take Ranck to lock up. He was released on his own recognizance.
So does that mean you or I can assault delivery people without fearing a night in the slammer, too, or is that reserved for extra-cheesy and crusty "Only Ones"?