The Northern Muckraker bestows an award of sorts. [More]Deputy Gylfie, do you not realize what a cartoon "Only One" you come off as?
Your performance would be laughable if it weren't so outrageous.
Hey, if anybody from Al-Qaeda is reading this, I'd like to sell you a couple pictures of this target:
This one and this one. Hey, the first one shows tracks.
I can even arrange a tour for you.
And I'll throw this in for free.
Sorry, no personal checks.
[Via Andre C]