"Then he grabs my left hand and takes it around my back while Santa and the kids and everyone looked on," Rensberger said. "I'm scared to death he is going to dislocate my shoulder. I'm begging him not to do that and he responded, 'If it dislocates, I'll call the paramedics.' [More]Just like England.
Which is just like us.
Stop the merry-go-round, I want to get off.
I'd feel sorrier for Renbsberger if he wasn't a "subcontractor for the IRS."
Maybe he should have done a personal cost/benefit analysis...
[Via Mack H]