A detective with the South Bend Police Department was arrested early Saturday after allegedly beating her husband, also a South Bend cop, in their home, police said. [More]So why would this be an "Only Ones" story? I mean, everybody I know gets drunk and smacks their spouses around while the kids are in the next room, too.
Doesn't everyone?
Hel-lo Lautenberg...
So if they don't get divorced and live apart, where will he be able to keep his guns?
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