D.C. officer charged with felony murder in shooting [More]Because in the nation's capitol, the place where they are supposed to serve We the People through observing the restrictions of delegate enumerated powers, all the while honoring the inviolate nature of unalienable rights, only the "Only Ones" can be trusted to carry guns.
Leave it to Cathy Lanier to bring us the comedy gold:
"We will not allow this department to be judged by one bad apple"...Don't worry, Chief. We'll consider the whole barrel.
[Via Harvey]