We're the Only Ones You Lucky Dog Enough

Lucky Dog vendor, threatened, puts Marine training to work...

Police officials routinely discourage citizens from resisting armed robbers because of the risk. [More]

In all fairness to the "Only Ones," that's not quite true. There are a few defensive options they think we're qualified to implement, including:

1. Vomiting
2. Surrendering
3. (My personal favorite) Screaming (while poking with "a rat tail comb")
4. Pulling the covers over your head.

As an aside, if the thief had succeeded and was later caught, I wonder if the money they found on him would be reportable to state auditors...?

And they say there are no stupid questions...

[Via The Bitter Clinger]

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