Student: ‘Beating So Bad Thought I Was Going To Die’ [More]Because that bottle of Mountain Dew in his coat could have been a gun, and if we allowed that, why, we wouldn't be "Only Ones," now would we?
Besides, if we let him get away with this, why, people might start possessing stuff like, I don't know, candy, and then where would we be?
Hey, we worked that kid over real good though, didn't we...?
[Via FFFW and Texas Shooter]