An off-duty Orange County sheriff’s deputy, who allegedly was intoxicated when he crashed his Mercedes-Benz into another vehicle and injured a passenger, had crashed 30 minutes earlier and was allowed to drive from that accident scene by fellow deputies, authorities said Friday. [More]I'm sure his being an "Only One" had nothing to do with it, and they'd have extended the same "professional courtesy" to you and me.
Aren't you?
[Via Luke]