An Embarrassment to the First Amendment

Daryl Lease of The Virginian-Pilot, that is:

I'm not at all comfortable, however, with the thought of any state in our nation arming a bumbling, malicious crew of twisted Fifes and setting them up to stage "citizen's arrests" against federal employees.

Actually, you obnoxious @$$h01e, Fife was an "Only One." And if you're uncomfortable, I suggest you adjust your Rapex.