"I'm considering moving," the woman said. "I'm just paranoid. I just don't feel safe here anymore." [More]Gee, I wonder why. Maybe having to resort to pushing a button and praying the"Only Ones" authorized to pull a trigger will show up and save you has something to do with it.
Forget it Jake, it's Chi-Town. If living there doesn't make you paranoid and insecure, you're crazy.