According to an internal affairs report, the men ordered more than three dozen alcoholic drinks, hassled waitresses and patrons and snapped illicit pictures of themselves in the bathroom.No, of course not.
The report states that officials could not conclude whether the deputies were drunk when they drove their county vehicles later that night. [More]
But what if they had been?
Haven't we already established they're the "Only Ones" who can be?
[Via Ed M]