YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyo. — An escaped killer with a handgun and a hitchhiking sign expressed relief at his capture on Monday after 10 days on the run, while authorities searched to the north of this tourist-packed park for a second fugitive and his female accomplice, a self-styled "Bonnie and Clyde." [More]But..but...but...we don't need guns in parks...so it's a good thing he never actually apparently crossed the boundary.
And thank goodness for that, because no one has done an environmental impact study...
[Via Ed M]